One of these is an unreliable turbocharged fire hazard

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2) 06/27/2019 at 13:52 • Filed to: Asspat, Ferrari Portofino, unnecessary car shopping without E90M3

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The other is a Ferrari Portofino.

I’m still puzzled as to how I wasn’t shooed away from a Ferrari dealership again.

WilliamsSW > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/27/2019 at 14:03

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They won’t shoo you away - they know a future dictator and good customer when they see one.

And they’re afraid of gulag. 

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/27/2019 at 14:06

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Meanwhile, over at Porsche, I can’t get a single salesman to look me in the eye. Perhaps it’s time to buy different clothes. 

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 06/27/2019 at 14:07

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If I can get great service at Ferrari and Lamborghini of Palm Beach in a Heat  jersey and Adidas joggers, anything is possible.

whoarder is tellurium > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/27/2019 at 14:17

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They clearly had you figured for an upcoming basketball player. 

WilliamsSW > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 06/27/2019 at 14:19

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That’s weird. I’ve always found Porsche dealers to be quite welcoming - and my perception is that Ferrari dealers are not.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > WilliamsSW 06/27/2019 at 14:22

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Perhaps I should try showing up in the Corvette and not the Crosstour. 

Nibby > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/27/2019 at 14:26

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I  BM2

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 06/27/2019 at 14:31

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Obligatory:

Buy different clothes you say? Only an idiot would wear this outfit if he didn’t own a Porsche (or wasn’t serious about one) .

WilliamsSW > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 06/27/2019 at 14:32

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That would probably work, but it seems to me that they ought to be friendly and helpful no matter what you look like or showed up in. 

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Nibby 06/27/2019 at 14:34

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I  Nibby

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 06/27/2019 at 15:02

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I love the fact that Leblanc turned out to be a car enthusiast

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > WilliamsSW 06/27/2019 at 15:02

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Ah yes, I would love for that to be the case as well. 

My bird IS the word > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/27/2019 at 20:00

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We should make a challenge, how ridiculous/shitty does your car need to be to be ejected from a ferarri dealer?